A bit more garbage..

http://www.daft.ie/sales/6-kingsland-park-avenue-portobello-dublin/936674/#img=7

Ok, I seriously don't know why you insist putting your garbage in the pictures? 

Rubbish, cables, random shit that are completely cramped into the room is NOT helping you selling your shithole.

Cudos for at least trying to let the light in tho.........

Your friend

K

So you want me to give you 199,000 euro for this? Ok let me tell you something first...

Wtf?? leaving your laundry out and displaying a teddy bear does not create a "homey" feeling when you want to sell your home. 

Seriously, it really creeps the shit out of me. Gives me the feeling of an elderly man living here with huge diapers, shitting his pants constantly so there is no time to remove the laundry as there is constantly new laundry coming through, while he is probably sitting on the chair talking to his teddy bear that he has named "Buster".

Please, take my advice: remove EVERYTHING, including the creepy teddy bear and replace with flowers and some natural light. 

I like simple, but this is creepy. 

No please let me refrain that: just remove the add and visit closest mental hospital.

Your friend

K

Tips from the coach.

http://www.daft.ie/sales/17-benbulbin-road-drimnagh-dublin/937093/

If you want to promote your home remember "spacious and bright" are your friends to attract potential buyers. We all know that is what people are looking for (no one is looking for dark and cramped places) my first tip would be to remove any unnecessary furniture. NOT to turn the room into a dumpsite with all your crap. 

I know, it might not make sense for you at all that people can't see the value in how much shit you can fit into one single bedroom but trust me on this one, just throw it all away. Rubbish, bicycles, cardboard boxes do not help you in anyway when selling your house.

And also, let the light in. Do NOT close the curtains. Once again, the light is your friend.

Your friend,

K